Love and Dogs: Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card...

By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:28

SHIT.

wickeddrummajor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:37

poor puppy

Comments

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:09

OMG the poor pup.DON'T EVER PUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP IT IS TO DEPRESING.NO ONE!!!!!

Lolzords 11

Friday 11 June 2010 8:38

On the bright side, chinese food tonight!

D11Churchkill 8

Saturday 10 July 2010 3:13

poor dog ot was just a little puppy

so98029 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:00

OMIGOD! poor thing! (the puppy)

momoberryy 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:40

animal cruelty. T_T

YouDeservedItAss 4

Saturday 18 September 2010 20:21

Holy shit, if this story is true please kill me now... Poor little baby... T.T Poor OP..

mamabear5311 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:05

That is truly messed up. I hope that's a joke.

jenchen 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:00

D: NO !

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 8:13

rip puppy :,(

Kikkie26 0

Monday 20 December 2010 22:55

I laughed so hard I couldn't breat. I'm a vegetarian, I love puppies. I must be tired... thats a real FML

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