Animals: Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog...

By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By ej6901 - 23/06/2015 20:00 - United States - Ventnor City

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

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By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 11 February 2011 16:11

So you opened the car door without either having a leash on the dog or ready in case your dog tried to bolt? Sorry to say but YDI.

jmmille 0

Friday 11 February 2011 16:10

That sucks op. My dogs always try to escape when I take them to the vet, but luckily I have a leash on them.

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ReganSmash33 2

Saturday 12 February 2011 21:01

karma

kekeshayeshaye 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:33

you gotta think. you gotta pet. a responsibility. you don't look for an hour and call it quits. YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIND THAT ******* DOG- Billy Madison.

welderchick87 0

Monday 14 February 2011 0:05

That's why you should have either taught your dog 'Recall'...where you call it and it comes back without having to run after it and catch it....or you should have made damn sure that you had a good hand on either it's collar or leash if you knew it was a runner. My dog runs when she gets the chance to escape. Before I even open the door, I make sure the leash is attached to her collar, and that I have a hold on the leash....AND I MAKE her stay in the car until I get out so that if I drop the leash, I can catch her before she gets a chance to run. It's your own fault your dog took off.

dont_f_my_life 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:18

aww!!! :( thats hecka sad!

bsaysreddragons 0

Monday 14 February 2011 11:51

It probably got hit by a car and died

christina95922 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:08

its called a leash and a collar.

elf_fu 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:43

Why didn't you put him in a carrier? A crate? Keep hold of his leash? Did you let the vets know? Have you printed off fliers for your dog? Called animal control? Told your friends and family? Canvassed the area looking for him? Have you done *anything* other than rush home and instantly post it to FML?

elf_fu 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:46

What the shit is wrong with you? This kind of callous, unbelievable attitude is the reason why humane societies and animal shelters are over populated, because it's obviously the dogs fault that the OWNER didn't ensure that it was properly secured and/or train it right. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.