Awkward, Injury and Work: The ole paper cut excuse

The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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By Greattitan2 - 29/06/2015 20:34 - United States - Beaufort

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2016 13:10 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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skorpien 1

Friday 11 February 2011 16:05

What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Friday 11 February 2011 16:05

Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.

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Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Friday 11 February 2011 16:05

Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.

clarkey 0

Friday 11 February 2011 16:22

Try gettin them in between your fingers!!!

bhangu023 0

Friday 11 February 2011 17:45

aww paper cut, ydi for saying profusely. I'm sure you were dripping with blood. however fyl for the bitch reaction you got

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 11 February 2011 19:08

Uh... 27, dude, paper cuts bleed profusely. They do. OP's co-worker sounds like an egotistical bitch.

theian01 3

Friday 11 February 2011 21:00

You should have wiped your blood on her desk/work area.

ubetrwatchBN 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:14

I bet OP looked crazy, smearing his blood all over his phone/keyboard, trying to type in this fml...

snuu_man 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:48

I bet this resulted in op cutting himself more when he got home.

caleb_m91 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 14:28

I got a cardboard cut once. had to get 48 stitches and lost 3 fingers.

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 18 May 2011 21:30

that's nothing. back in my day we didn't get a bandaid unless we lost our whole hand. even then we'd have to go back to edge-testing the cardboard on our own flesh within the half hour.

skorpien 1

Friday 11 February 2011 16:05

What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP

mariluvs 0

Friday 11 February 2011 17:40

i agree"/

robotnhi 0

Friday 11 February 2011 18:54

agree. bloody bitch needs a mirror.

TheDrop 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 2:43

all women are like this

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 15:04

Or OP has used lame excuses to flirt with her in the past. OP didn't ask all the co-workers generally, seek a first aid kit, report his serious on-the-job injury to his boss, etc. Asking her for a plaster may have been an attempt to foster sympathy.