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By Jumanji - 12/12/2008 06:05 - France

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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Delays expected

By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By Moody - 28/10/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

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By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By anona - 08/07/2014 16:29 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 21:07

That's annoying. I need at least five minutes of butt-licking to get off, especially on the train, when people are looking.

eve6grl02 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:43

gah, ALWAYS preview torrents before watching them in public :P

Comments

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:35

I hate it when dumbasses assume that if they like something, everyone must. would you be happy if I went on that train and blasted evanescence and three days grace? didn't think so

peepslover 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:49

well I like one evanescence song...

PrincessCastiel 27

Wednesday 12 February 2014 16:51

I love Evanescence but what does that have to do with this FML?

willster2419 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:55

i would be quite happy if you blasted three days grace..

SeaMen 3

Monday 9 May 2011 5:19

9 you responce makes nosense....your telling me that "OP said he "downloaded it legally"

Alvocezz 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:18

The OP says that they watched as well as listened to the movie. I assume he was showing them the movie.

murlocholmes 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:02

Come on. OP surely wanted to see "Assmasters 4", what he believed to be an adventure movie about a young Hispanic boy and his donkey that he takes to and wins the Kentucky derby, and didn't want the uncomfortable, inconvenience that is headphones to ruin his cinematic experience...

leesh85k 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 12:32

Your a douche for watching **** on the train!!! That's actually quite sick.. Ur the person on the train that everyone looks at eachother in amazement as if to say r there really ppl like this..? Ewww u ferral...