Miscellaneous: Phone holder

Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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You deserved it 1 883

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

I agree, your life sucks 704

You deserved it 2 269

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 035

You deserved it 9 122

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 597

You deserved it 2 680

By please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 332

You deserved it 4 138

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 223

You deserved it 5 908

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 649

You deserved it 22 471

Tour van aroma

By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson

Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 018

You deserved it 3 292

By Seule - 29/06/2016 04:07 - Switzerland - Pully

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 221

You deserved it 1 704

CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 748

You deserved it 162

Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 1 512

JenniF_fml 9

Monday 25 November 2019 20:13

Why didn’t you switch seats with one of them?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 November 2019 20:27

They "made" you? Either say no or switch seats, wimp!

Comments

JenniF_fml 9

Monday 25 November 2019 20:13

Why didn’t you switch seats with one of them?

toothbreaker 10

Monday 25 November 2019 20:24

why couldn’t you swap seats? ydi for not doing anything to try to fix the situation

RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 November 2019 20:27

They "made" you? Either say no or switch seats, wimp!

Seanb2510 18

Monday 25 November 2019 20:31

I mean at least you got to see a movie, albeit there’s no sound but still.

jttorkildson 21

Monday 25 November 2019 20:50

Just a head’s up, albeit is one word.

Seanb2510 18

Monday 25 November 2019 20:58

Thanks grammarly.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 27 November 2019 14:14

Grammarly is a pronoun, so it requires a capital G.

Gubbon 17

Wednesday 27 November 2019 16:02

What the hell

Seanb2510 18

Wednesday 27 November 2019 17:16

So hang on, just to backtrack, there’s a girl here saying she “had to” sit between two boys to let them watch a movie and hold the phone, but I’m singled out because I’ve misused grammar 😂😂😂.