By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML
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iSmellNice 2

Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.

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iElite 0

uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...

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robodoll 0

How is it an FML if he did something you wanted??

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madame_malfoy 4

you completely deserve it...i don't see why girls hound their boyfriends to shave their mustashe/ chops/ beard...if you love them for them then let them do what they want...it's their face...what woudl you do if he told you your hair looked like shit and you need to cut it, and then kept nagging, let him have his stache, and frankly i think what he did is funny...get a sense of humour, or get a crash test dummy as a boyfriend...you can dress him to your perfect expectations btw, i'm a girl, so don't think its a guy going on some rave about this

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letitbe56 0

I am a woman and you are absolutely right. Women who respect their boyfriends' autonomy are awesome.

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madame_malfoy 4

yes they are and thank you for agreeing lol, missy here needs to chillax...becasue at the rate shes going her bf will break up with her rather than give her a ring...can you imagine the poor boy's life? get married and spend the next x years with her nagging him about every little thing she doesnt like about him...

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Gir711 0

No where does it say that she made a big deal about it TO HIM. It might have just been a little creepy for her.

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itscatherineyo 0

you deserve it, my boyfriends ex girlfriend also made him shave his mustache and he dumped that bitch. your lucky he shaved it for you instead of breaking up with you and now you sit here complaining. your boyfriend is funny by the way :)

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mandid 0

Well, at least he did it! Your life isn't ****** just because you didn't get a ring!

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plexico 3

For his next birthday, you ought to shave your pussy and put the hair in a box. Or better yet, bake it into a pie. That'll teach him.

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plexico 3

Ugh, you are right. He/she didn't state his/her gender. I thought when I saw the reference to "small cute birthday gifts," it had to be a girl, but, then again, some gay guys talk like that. OP, if you are a gay man, feel free to ignore my suggestion or change it to suit your anatomy. Your choice.

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jumpman3000 0

even if it is a guy, OP can still shave their pubes regardless

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maddog_fml 0

YDI for asking him to shave his mustache. But you'r right, a man with a mustache? ****!! thats so gay!

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Nilorac 0

Mustaches are manly, when are people gonna get that? You kinda deserved it.

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emgirlie5732 0

how is this an FML, he did what you wanted, and shaved his mustache! and he gave you other gifts!

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Thatguy824 0

I don't see the problem here, I mean sure it wasn't a diamond ring but I still think that's pretty cute. He shaved it for YOU

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bloodthorn 4

YDI for several reasons: 1) for not noticing he shaved it in the first place, **** 2) for asking him to shave pubes off his face 3) being female

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Gir711 0

#54 is right. It's sad you have to hate on females to try to make a point.

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