Miscellaneous: Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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Friday 24 July 2009 16:01

Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.

iElite 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:13

uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...

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heavenandhell 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:00

man this guys creative

lifeloathesme 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:13

this is sweet your a dumb shit for turning it into an fml, guys care alot about the way they look so when you ask them to shave off facial hair, which they have for a reason because they like it and dont want to shave it, and they shave it for you that means they love you. You're lucky to have a guy like that so stop being a whiney bitch i know you wanted jewlery but material possesions aren't everything

kitkatkelly 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:58

Bahaha, that's awesome. I see no FML here -- I'd be thrilled.

mikhail1357 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:07

haha. that's funny. i know that for my girlfriends birthday i actually got her a tiffany's necklace. so FYL

skullbuster 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:11

Awwww. You were expecting, what, jewelry or an engagement ring? And all you got was a ziploc full of mustache hair? You poor greedy gift piggy! Maybe if you weren't such a ******* harpy about the damned mustache he wouldn't have thought it was a big enough deal to be worthy of a gift. **** you for creating drama!!!