Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was...

By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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Added protein

By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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Food poisoning is back on the menu!

By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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Uh oh…

By Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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Expertfail 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.

socalsd 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:29

Sue them!

Comments

MrKing45 6

Friday 29 July 2011 19:22

Crunchy. Nuff Said. :)

Wirbelwind 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:43

Sounds like mcdonalds

PutzRacing 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 17:53

SUE!

THExistentialist 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 20:44

anyone using the phrase "it's just protein!" is an ass hat. there was plentiful protein in the chicken, surely, and you yourself would be like WTFOMGFML if you took a bite of a sandwhich and found half a cockroach up in your mayo. STFU. besides, one single roach is higher in bacteria carried all over its little crunchy body than six or seven roaches combined would be in protein.

7red 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:40

And that's why I don't eat fast food when I go in US

Miooow 16

Thursday 29 March 2012 10:26

Hahah YUMMs the WORD!

funsizedfreek 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:49

My guess is your stomach...

coolsunshinebear 14

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:49

I had a dream yesterday that i ate a sandwich with a cockroach... I feel for you...

DreamyMia 16

Monday 8 July 2013 3:15

Mind if I take a lucky guess about the location of the missing half? x) Sorry OP not nice at all... better luck next time, I always open my sandwiches when they are not home made.