By Anonymous - 11/03/2019 22:00

Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
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ajh1800 25

At least now you have time to work off the ciabatta. And you lost about 2500 lbs worth of "friends". But make sure you didn't make a mistake on the invites first. If absolutely NO ONE showed up, you could have made a mistake with the date.

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manb91uk 22

A whole Ciabatta? How on Earth did you fit it all in?

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ajh1800 25

At least now you have time to work off the ciabatta. And you lost about 2500 lbs worth of "friends". But make sure you didn't make a mistake on the invites first. If absolutely NO ONE showed up, you could have made a mistake with the date.

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manb91uk 22

A whole Ciabatta? How on Earth did you fit it all in?

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mostlyharmless613 4

that's what she said. or he. whatever. someone said that in a sexual context which is why this generates a slight chuckle followed by rolling

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kdmittens 9

in todays selfish times you need to test out who your friends are clearly this party showed they are not into you its really hard but having a constant good vibe (without being a pushover) around people gets you friends

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RichardPencil 30

You did have a workout for your jaw. Maybe vacuuming up all that food begins your new hobby of competitive eating? Who were these 20 people? Have you ever heard of RSVPs?

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rickAUS 22

Unless they actually told you they were coming, presume they aren't coming.

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vivavee 2

Happened to me before, now I have a fear of throwing parties.

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