By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
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pixierara 28

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

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leafeon523 20

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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leafeon523 20

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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drunkmunkey 24

Assuming she meant couch then she deserves it, but if she really fell asleep on her coach then you know she at least burned off some of the pizza

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davisjenny81 30

Exactly. Maybe now she'll learn to not say "I better check Instagram before I leave." That will probably resolve many issues like that in OP's life

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

How can you spend hours on social media for ****'s sake? Get a damn life kid. No wonder you're a failure level 100.

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santosb1 11

It's what my generation does brahhh, waste our life away with selfies and and pound signs, sorry hastags.

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HuiEtyud 7

I thought that was the reason for the Internet. Huh.

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pixierara 28

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

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lexos 16

Maybe she fell a sleep after some steaming warming up on the coach.

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Zhilla 19

I read it to mean coach as in the vehicle

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abNormal62 23

Congratulations I'm playing to your strengths

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Hoboman69 15

If you don't put forth the effort, change will not happen. Just try each day to live a little healthier than yesterday, you can't change it all at once.

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Isandri 29

And instead of planning it for the next day, just go for at least short jog, but tonight. works for me ;)

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booze_n_bitches 37

Never too late for a jog OP, why not go now instead?

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doctorhook86 24

Take it from #5, OP! Her pics are proof she's fit.

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wyverntail 15

We all wish we can do the things we tell ourselves to do. Welcome to the club * hands OP a slice of pizza*

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Psycocharger 19

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clevergirl98 20

You can still workout, now you have some motivation, working off that yummy pizza!

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I don't see how this is anything other than your fault.

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