Work: Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which...

By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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By mockable - 06/04/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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What the…?

By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:32

Should've asked them. When I hear people talking about me I just join in. Their reactions are usually pretty priceless.

Pentium_4 27

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:33

they're making you feel uncomfortable...but if you were to step in and say "do what?" then it would flip and they'd all be embarrassed and be uncomfortable.

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GVirdi 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:50

There was no food mentioned... Do you know something I don't?

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:51

It doesn't help with anything. #11 is just an idiot and we all know how much idiots love to express their opinion.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:51

It would have been epicly funny if you walked in and started laughing along with them as if you weren't the butt of the joke. And then kept on laughing.

GVirdi 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:55

Wouldn't that give them another reason to laugh at OP?

AugustBurnsToast 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:03

I think it would be a bit shocking and they wouldn't know how fo react haha.

GVirdi 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:06

Yeah but that's only before OP leaves

AugustBurnsToast 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:20

I don't think they're gonna continue talking after being caught once already.

ChloeC926 9

Friday 20 April 2012 5:54

I agree with this! Its sooo true! And lol they'd b like oh shit! Sooo funny. Seen someone do that and it wuz rlly funny! :D

GVirdi 11

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:54

Hey I happen to be an idiot too!

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:55

Couldn't agree more.

flailingCheese 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:55

Dam now I want to know whats so funny so I can laugh at you too! No offense of course.

idontknowyou123 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:56

I've been in that situation before... Best thing to do is burn the building down with everyone inside!

pbonham 22

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:15

A bit extreme, don't ya think?? :)

idontknowyou123 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:32

Extreme would be shooting up the place then burning it to the ground

BloodMonger13 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 11:44

you are wrong you would have to throw some sort of gas in there to make them pass out then baracade the door and every window then light it on fire or else some could escape and we don't want that they could tell the cops then what?