By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
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Pleonasm 35

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

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perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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MrBrightside21 20

The cast of Toy Story 3 would beg to differ.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah, I'm sure moms Woody and Buzz would beg to differ too.

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newbiehere99 6

I heard there's a Toy Story 4 ... It's called Toys Gone Wild

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greenie213 23

No, it's called "Everyone Meets Chucky".

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RedPillSucks 31

Am I the only one that has this scarred image of toy story with a bunch of talking ****** and anal beads? *shudders*

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7yzz 18

Well OP I guess you could *accidentally* be in the process of testing a few of them at the same time right when your mom comes in the door... ;l Nope? A'ight I'll just make my way out.

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schalk 12

they recycle them if you must know #1

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abu4u 26

I'm guess you ain't talking about Action Man toys here!

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ICastillo 24

Oh they're action toys alright. They probably get all kinds of action.

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Stefanie88 24

I was laughing at the fact that she has that many sex toys, not that she's lonely

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cheertrombonist 9

maybe you should have said that. Highly misleading..

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trivel64 16

Then the comment would read, "Maybe she's lonely, haha. Also, that haha was referring to the fact that she owns a multitude of sex toys, not that she is lonely, for that would be highly offensive." Is that what you wanted them to say?

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kzai 16

Well this sounds like a great opportunity for you to sell them all online!

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happle 21

I know tons of people that would buy a used sex toy. Really.

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CheeseTron 15

Thats ******* disgusting. I would keep a minimum safe distance of at least 50 yards.

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Gestpacho88 12

Pretty sure that also be considered theft....

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Pleonasm 35

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

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witchdoctor1 9

IEnough with the sex jokes they are really beginning to suck....blow.... Whatever, **** it. As long as OP isn't selling them on eBay or using them it's safe. I hope

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alitbaby 14

ohhhh that's dirty. lol. anyone who's seen look at my horse will appreciate this xD

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alunamoon 7

you know, except for the fact that it's the amazing horse song. shut up woman get on my horse.

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melkymac101 17

In my defense I bet I can't use any of them

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melkymac101 17

Well I said can I have some I probably can't use them though

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perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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rattusrattus 18

List of things that should never have 'used' as part of their name: sex toy shop.

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mb2_native 15

81, just rinse and reuse. I can bet you out of 100, at least one would take it.

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Noldea 5

*shivers* These horrid images have popped up in my mind.

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dmoran20 27

Urban dictionary defines. 1 origional as: How dumbasses spell original. I kid u not lol...

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