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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 4 239

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By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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You deserved it 1 982

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 007

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 944

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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You deserved it 2 961

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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You deserved it 7 271

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

Sounds like your dad may be jealous

NakuEh 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:06

Gotta love dads. Ruining relationships one statement at a time.

Comments

mishwarner 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:17

Cut him off the second you can. nothing good is going to come from that relationship. And before anyone attacks me, parents are people, having kids does not change them from their fundamental nature, whatever that is - good or bad

WeezyYaHeard 6

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:17

Well that's a "shitty" situation

simply_chan3l 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:46

Just a friendly reminder that puns as such, aren't meant to be used for every FML...

TristanCamper 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:18

Be the bigger man about the situation and she will notice it.

sunnyray812 42

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:23

That's something to be nipped in the bud. Give him a good lecture on showing respect to his own son and not to interfere with your love life like that. That's disrespectful.