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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By kill me - 30/09/2018 03:00

Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

Sounds like your dad may be jealous

NakuEh 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:06

Gotta love dads. Ruining relationships one statement at a time.

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I_Bite 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:13

my mum did the same thing to my last bf. I'm not sure it's meant to work that way :/

Liamj774 36

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:37

Tell your girlfriend not to listen to him. Ever

simply_chan3l 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:43

Well maybe this a blessing in disguise, if she actually leaves you, thank your dad for helping you dodge a bullet!

Drosophila82 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:18

Fathers know their sons the best

serslybro 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:25

What is up with dads lately!? Sorry op. If she's a good gf she won't listen to his comments and decide for herself.

Fas4wd 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:38

Wow! Just wow.

rachelllllb 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 9:45

what a dick! parents are there to support their children not put them down!!

earthday18 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:21

how bad are you for your old man to sell you out

fabcade 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:43

I want to know her response

NormaBates 10

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:56

Subliminal message : You dad wanted to get ride of the girl without hurting her feelings. So he took a really manipulative - and a bit psychopathic- approach and tried to make a believe she was too good for you. Clever dad.

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