Health: Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By start waxing - 23/07/2022 14:00

Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Sunday 25 December 2011 15:59

It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.

lanitotherescue 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:56

do you know what you have? lol

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nic7973 23

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:16

Honestly, that's pretty funny!

Commander223 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:30

Always in Florida...

Schizzles 3

Monday 26 December 2011 0:00

Well, its not that weird. People shouldnt share razors anyway

BuckNekkid 22

Monday 26 December 2011 0:49

nice, your mom thinks you're a tramp

greatfirstdate 18

Monday 26 December 2011 1:58

Why? What do you have?! TELL ME, GODDAMNIT!!!

BellaMarta 19

Monday 26 December 2011 2:04

You shouldn't share razors anyway...

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 26 December 2011 2:21

Well it's true. Never share razors, combs, toothbrushes, underwear- (I have twins so this comment applies) or anything that you put in your eyes.

Ssampson1464 0

Monday 26 December 2011 4:48

she was probably making a point.

Rainchikmoo 6

Monday 26 December 2011 5:40

Haha, well, have you been busy lately OP? :p

rastarum 5

Monday 26 December 2011 6:13

Why wud ur mom have the reason 2 say that?

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