Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You could always give her yours and go buy a new one.

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Sinshine 28

Nobody NEEDS deodorant and using something that has been in other people's sweaty places is gross to no end. What's this "this woman gave you life" nonsense people keep bringing up every single time someone says something about their mother?

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Sinshine 28

Doesn't sound like you're going to miss out on quality conversations.

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BigSissy 14

Good Lord! The woman gave you life and raised you and you couldn’t help her out when she needed a little deodorant? YDI

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Sinshine 28

Nobody NEEDS deodorant and using something that has been in other people's sweaty places is gross to no end. What's this "this woman gave you life" nonsense people keep bringing up every single time someone says something about their mother?

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RichardPencil 30

That’s the pits! You stink! She carried you for nine months in her belly, pushed you out of her ******, changed your dirty diapers for years, and you can’t help her out? You owe her, big time!

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mekiswrite 21

I'd sooner pay my mother back for all her hard work with interest than let her borrow my used deodorant stick.

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RichardPencil 30

You could always give her yours and go buy a new one.

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WardenWolf 26

And you refused her WHY? It seems you're the one making a big deal out of nothing. Obviously she needed deodorant, and you refused your own mother for petty squeamishness?

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