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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:59

It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.

lanitotherescue 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:56

do you know what you have? lol

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Ash0 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:46

"Won't somebody please think of the children?!?"

guerillazinsuits 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:47

I'd get tested....

Kelsarella 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:53

Maybe OP's sister has a nasty habit of using OP's personal hygiene things. Keep them in a toiletry bag OP that way she'll keep her hands off your stuff and won't contract whatever your mother thinks you have.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:58

be careful OP. Your sister now has a free pass to contract something and blame it on sharing razors with you.

aamanda78 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 18:08

I have family like that too no joke

ladydragonstars 23

Sunday 25 December 2011 18:14

basic rule of personal hygiene: don't share your things with anyone!

DarkPrince_fml 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:24

mijjji

Hilljack3 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:50

That's kinda mean lol

Pharrell1994 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 20:52

Funny a f hhaa

brdude 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:11

Why would she even consider using it? For me razors are as personal as toothbrushes, I would never use other person's one.

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