By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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upyourzlolz 11

It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.

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kateheartswaffle 0

Generally a bad idea to share razors anyway. Nasty things other than STDs, such as staph, can spread. Your mum sounds a little mean if she doesn't have a reason to think you're sexually active..

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jaredjudd21 2

Why would your sister share a razor with you anyways. That's almost like incest.

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Braginskyyy 6

That's disgusting, irrational and totally not funny.

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cj7geojeep 0

Please, Jared, explain...why the hell is that like incest? Its a razor..not a giant purple *****.

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spazz666 18

75, ....I thought it was kind of funny. Get a sense of humor (;

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22jrdn55 15

I'm sensing that your own mother thinks you're a sl*t. FYL But she's right, sharing things that maybe contaminated with blood leads to catastrophic consequences. again FYL

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DocBastard 38

Just tell her it's ok, stupid isn't contagious. Do it quickly without thinking about it. Trust me.

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HogwartsDropout7 0

Merry Christmas.

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xoxPatrina 8

You're moms just trying to teach your sister young, not to get around.... (:

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raghavk 2

I dont know why moms are like that. :/

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