By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
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DarkJediLove 19

Don't mind her, she seems to think marriage is about quantity and not quality.

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Vegnas 13

That is what we in the psychology field call "displacement"

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DocBastard 38

The best revenge in the world is proving someone wrong. Ok, that's actually second best. The best is hiding a rotting fish in someone's car - by the time they figure it out, the odor is permanent. But this is a close second.

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Homer1975 14

nobody was wrong about marriage, it's kinda life for everyone ,find out yours

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musikchik 6

You should point that out to her! Don't just let her talk smack, tell her how it is.

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Dcm210 19

Is it really worth getting married if you gonna have to go through divorce? Waste all that money.

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skyeyez9 24

Apparently, your mom thinks marriage is all about getting a divorce and starting over every few years.

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ribbons 23

You know what they say about starting over, finding and/or re-inventing yourself. I'm sure the past marriages were associated with some seriously bad phases, each more horrible than the last (the "cheetah-print" phase with Steve; the "go-go boots are for EVERYday" phase with John; the "I'm gonna be a body-builder" phase with Bubba; ...) and the divorce was a form of ending that phase. For OP's mom, maybe 'finding herself' is the same as 'finding a man'?

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