Love: Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects...

By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML

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By fuck you, mum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML

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By TabbyCat87 - 13/01/2016 00:16 - United States - Lamar

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By Stupendous_ - 03/12/2012 07:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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Unacceptable

By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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By lovekills99 - 19/01/2009 17:59 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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Overreaction much?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's mum yelled at me for, "nagging Stephen to get married when he isn't ready." I mentioned marriage once. At my sister's wedding. When prompted by my grandmother. FML

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whiteboy896 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 16:05

What a hypocrite!

DarkJediLove 19

Wednesday 2 January 2013 16:09

Don't mind her, she seems to think marriage is about quantity and not quality.

Comments

ribbons 23

Thursday 3 January 2013 14:07

I'm sure it was a slip of the tongue: she meant to say that she expects HER (upcoming) marriage to fall apart any day now. :D

ToxicFuel 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:06

she's on her 5th try while her daughter found love and a strong relationship, of course she's envious... or maybe she just has a distorted PoV on marriage... don't worry, you know your life & your husband way better than her or anyone else :)

chuckcloninger 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:20

Well, you have to admit she has more experience with marriages "falling apart"?

GRgoldfish 19

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:29

you're mom sounds like one of those people that aren't happy unless everyone they "love" is as miserable as they are. you can confront her ( which would lead to confrontation and hurt feelings) or ignore her and live happy with your husband.

Notyourrobot13 5

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:53

Your mom is just trying to make herself seem better. It's not your fault all her marriages end in failure. I'm sure number five will leave her soon.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:19

This sounds like my future mother-in-law... She thinks my fiance and I wont last, when we love each other more then anything else in the world, and she just had her 5th divorce.