By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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MissSmiley613 0

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

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Ieatpeople17 0

They must be right

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benniful 0

wow... I would just be like, **** this I'm outta here. that's a genuine dick move on your parents side

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bekkaa 9

aren't parents supposed to think their kid is the cutest, most special kid on earth? wtf happened to that?!

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dstack0906 0

i think you ment decision, lack of intelligence should have been added to that list also

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sweetalicious 1

get laid and make sure they catch u. prove the little ******* wrong!

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sammiebug 0

I'd throw the party and try to get laid any way!

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sammiebug 0

Dude if I we'er you I would throw the party and get laid!

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Fkeeler97 0

Go too a party. AND GET LAID! Just don't get her prego.

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xxaerofox 4

Remember project X? I think your parents should take a second guess on leaving you alone lol.

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babe7260 30

Aww that's brutal !!!! So sorry honey!!!!! That must've hurt!!! Keep ur chin up& remember beauty comes from within!!! ;)

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