Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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You deserved it 2 591

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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You deserved it 3 421

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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You deserved it 4 226

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 203

By Me myself & I - 19/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Columbus

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

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You deserved it 2 028

By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 88 507

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By Bahi - 25/07/2022 10:00

Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML

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You deserved it 259

By uglynerd - 26/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:50

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

fueledbyellie 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:48

Your parents sound awfully charming.

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luuuu20 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 21:41

ouchhhh get out there and proove your rents wrong!!!!!!

shibbyshake 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:02

Well...are you? I just realized we all assumed they were right.

Trevor123 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:58

That would suck -_-

Gothgrl39 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 7:32

If you party up then clean up it should be all good they still trust you and you get laid.

girlslikeboyz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:05

AWWIE ! that is kinda rude ! But im sure u cant be THAT unpopular.....

deannalildz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:39

hahaha. your parents are total douches no offense lol. and just for that, you should totally throw a frickin wild party or somethin lol

megissocool 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:52

ahahaha oh wow lol that's kinda funny, but, yeahh. throw a party to prove them wrong!!!ha or maybe u shouldn't........

poezpoee 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:42

my parents left me home for a weekend, I got arrested

ChealaCannibal 0

Monday 9 August 2010 10:30

That wasn't very nice of them. =[

treesdevin 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 12:15

ahahah.! ^^^^ oh goodness ... thiss made my shitty christmas better ...

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Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, my wife and I used to have sex at least 5 times a week, but since we said "I DO" at our wedding I’m lucky to get a shag once a month, and you can forget about blowjobs, I’ve not had one since before the wedding. Nothing about our life has changed to cause this, except we’re married now. FML

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Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML

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Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML

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Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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