By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
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MissSmiley613 0

Ouchieee, sorry. But now you can prove them wrong during those two days!!!

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nava21 0

Jack off for 2 days straight

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Gothgrl39 0

I would come to your party... But I live in New Zealand and the only way I would travel that far is to compete on the Rodeo circuit.

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Hanban 0

I'll bring the food. :D

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martron3000 5

Throw a massive party, then burn the house down--that'll teach 'em! (get your stuff out before the fire, tho)

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Gothgrl39 0

Real clever if you want to be a hobo till your parents come back and build a new house

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Reyo 2

Now wait...did they physically say the words "unpoppular" and "unattractive" or did they just say "We trust you not to throw any parties" and you came up with the insults by yourself?

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Mustardnight 3

Hehe my parents always trust me and im not like that. Hey wait...

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omgxwtfxheather 2

uh and why are you complaining? you have the house for 2 days! throw a bad ass ******* party and get laid a few times make sure to leave the house a mess and when your parents freak out tell them they shouldn't have talked shit ha

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itspimpz 0

i don't belive you op.. for some wired reason.

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