By Sam - 27/02/2011 21:42 - United States

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Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML
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TayonaC 10

still just knowing about what they are doing is life altering :( FYL

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TayonaC 10

I mean they. my bad

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vodkaliciouz 4

exactly my first thought too. at least that what i'd do, blasting music in my earphones while do some stuff that would take my mind off.

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Lennsik 4

@44, really man? I don't think any daughter should think about their Mom being a MILF.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

if this girls/guys never smoked... they might freak themselves out in their room by themselves, just a thought

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twitch851 9

dude just play video games while they get their game on. that's what I do when my parents do it. u should b thankful your parents still love each other.

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emodude44 0

Whenever I heard my parents doing it, I turned on my headphones. Or... you could run in during and ask "Hey Mom did you see my... OH MY GOD!" just to ruin the moment

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NDiesal10 2

Headphones and either a movie, TV, video game, or online videos.

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brainsoverbeauty 21

Wow. At least your parents are doing great. If that's any consolation? On second thought, I'm sorry, I don't think there's any consolation.

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J_Bizness 0

I just wanted to say that you are very cute!

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kateeeh 0

ok pimp (#40) this is FML....NOT a dating site, so chill

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bthomas0319 2

YOU HAVE A WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER!

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KyleIsSoFine 0

I agree with 40. 67, you horndog -_- Asdfghjklimsobrd.

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hachi8 0

yea, no consolation at all for that one. lls

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skate4shekla 0

Honestly I agree with your first part. Its not nice to have parents that dont like eachother :(

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McMan 23

Images? You planning on watching?! O.o

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McMan 23

I'm pretty sure it said "images" by itself earlier.

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McMan 23

Actually it did, I asked a moderator.

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ashtonTS 0

definitely said mental images retard...

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sassypants93 17

88- Moderators can change the post. You just made a fool of yourself.

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bossybella 0

Darn... Loud TV, or blast your earphones?

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Hanimon 0

I feel sorry for ya, but there's lots of ways to prevent yourself from hearing them.

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Doortje 29

Eww. Thanks OP, now I'm having mental images too.

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Jagzy 0

Brave the snow!!! It's much safer for your mental well being

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ubetrwatchBN 5

Unfortunately, the mental image is already there. May I suggest a combination of alcohol and a long trek in the snow? Vodka seems appropriate.

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TayonaC 10

ugh that's gross, creepy, yet oddly enough also funny. I'm gonna tell my friend that tomorrow! :)

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Krystal1029 0

Play very loud music :) but yeah sucks for yooou!

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