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By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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Heartsm3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST

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kendallkbabe7787 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:42

102 your picture is soo sweet! adorable :)

bella1616 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:35

just call the place and have her number blocked.

Zambataro 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:13

wow kind of a dumbass move

tayfitz 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:29

you could have just blocked the #!!! y did u have # still?!???!

jmcwuzup 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:17

you mean you payed 160$ to have it done twice in a row

abbi96 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:17

just block her number...

livinthefridge13 1

Monday 13 June 2011 5:09

that was silly

PulselCie 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:07

YDI for talking to your ex!!

Crncj 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:02

smooth

xAliciamaex427 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:42

FAIL.. That sucks. Just txt her and say except yu bitch. Then block her number... Stay classy :)

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