Transportation: Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came...

By AJL - 04/07/2014 01:30 - United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

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By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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91hayek 31

Friday 4 July 2014 11:35

At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.

darlingdollie 24

Friday 4 July 2014 11:32

That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!

Comments

loathingloser 14

Friday 4 July 2014 11:39

Well, at least he left a note with an apology..

Bibliovore 26

Friday 4 July 2014 17:55

Too bad he(?) didn't also leave contact/insurance info. (Or at least we weren't told he did.)

Daveyboy75 11

Friday 4 July 2014 11:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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mannatee 19

Friday 4 July 2014 15:27

You're seriously being that guy? Don't be surprised with all your down votes

Daveyboy75 11

Friday 4 July 2014 18:59

Just my opinion

horneyhic 15

Friday 4 July 2014 20:38

First of all it's called riding not driving. Secondly bikes are better for the environment (use less fuel), take up less space on the road, less space in parking lots, and open cockpit driving is just better

Daveyboy75 11

Friday 4 July 2014 21:01

Sorry riding. Do apologise. Was only stating my opinion. Is that not allowed ?

ceelos97 16

Friday 4 July 2014 11:43

Well at least he left a note what happened

FkMeSleep 5

Friday 4 July 2014 11:44

I vote slashing their tires and keying their car :) hope there's no damage

Epickitty58 29

Friday 4 July 2014 21:33

Well . . .

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 4 July 2014 11:45

Ignorance is bliss. To be that ignorant is actually astounding.

thevelociraptor 31

Friday 4 July 2014 11:48

Dick, why couldn't he just drive around for a bit like normal people?

Phoebe18 14

Friday 4 July 2014 11:49

While there are some carparks that have spots specifically for motorbikes, not all places have that option. They're entitled to park in a car park just the same as a car. Yeah it can be kind of frustrating but it doesn't give anyone the right to touch someone else's property, especially if it's at risk of damaging the property or injuring themselves. Where else are they suppose to park if there are no spots just for motorcycles? They can't really park in the pathways or anything. They have the right to park in a car park just like the rest of us

taterrtots 25

Friday 4 July 2014 12:03

that's actually really ****** up. who does that

junkman6 22

Friday 4 July 2014 12:04

#13 everywhere I've been has forced motorcycles to follow the same parking rules as cars. I agree that it would be nice to be able to park my bike on the sidewalk outside a restaurant or in the pillar "dead zone" in parking garages but that just scores you a ticket. So it's pretty stupid you think we should park "elsewhere" when these "elsewhere" options aren't available.