By Teste - 15/07/2015 10:25 - Spain

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Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML
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Soloman212 28

Maybe she was actually hitting on you and she's very paranoid about STDs.

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jayennachristine 23

Maybe she's giving you a heads up if you go after her?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Well, it must look like you get laid?

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drunkmunkey 24

don't be a fool, wrap your tool :)

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bdsmslave 18

Or at least have enough acne around the mouth to look like oral herpes.

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DoomedGemini 37

A lot of people have oral herpes, I was told that's what cold sores are.

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dutchy86 20

just take a asprine and you will be fine...

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Soloman212 28

Maybe she was actually hitting on you and she's very paranoid about STDs.

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steveo493 5

I agree, probably hoping you would tell her you don't have any std's

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bacon_is_life 12

At least you can prove you're clean to her

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Azpy 26

At least it looks like you get laid

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jayennachristine 23

Maybe she's giving you a heads up if you go after her?

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summer4me 25

Maybe she was just trying to get your attention and not necessarily thinking you had an STD.

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Yazoo77 16

Silly you, get tested and show her the results.

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Rented_eyebrows 18

Hay, she probably wanted to know if it's safe before she bangs!

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oyeh 19

No matter what her intentions were, that was still an exceptionally rude thing to say and do.

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Fmlsea 28

how is that rude? that was most likely that girls job to raise awareness . she is just doing her job by handing out the flyers.

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cuppycakeslove 20

If anything she was being kind by trying to raise awareness :-)

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swanheart 35

She probably hands the flyers out to anyone who looks old enough to be sexually active. Maybe the long look she gave you was because you look younger than you are? Look on the bright side.

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