By Teste - 15/07/2015 10:25 - Spain

Spicy
Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 725
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe she was actually hitting on you and she's very paranoid about STDs.

Maybe she's giving you a heads up if you go after her?

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bleh. could be worse. you could have a cute girl suddenly sit at your table and chat you up for 10-15 minutes before she starts trying to sell you magazine subscriptions. Joke's on her, i couldn't afford them.

She lured you in with her beauty .. a stellar marketing tactic !

You should have made a deal with her; if your test comes back negative, then you get to take her out on a date

It's always a good thing to be educated

Well at least she thinks you're someone people would sleep with?

just_dorky_me 22

Maybe it just meant that it looks like you get laid a lot because you're so hot.

Standard for people who are handing out stuff. Take it as a sign that you look hot enough to get laid.

Nah she was probably just trying to appear nice so you'd allow her to talk with you.

I'm pretty sure she has to hand out those flyers to everyone, not just you op

Sorry for being rude but: No shit sherlock.