By Poopamus - 23/04/2019 14:00

Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
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colderthanyou 15

Guess who’s a number one suspect!? I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason. I do hope there is a follow up for this one though

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colderthanyou 15

Guess who’s a number one suspect!? I know it’s tempting to threaten those shitty people, but you just can’t for this very reason. I do hope there is a follow up for this one though

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Did you expect the threat to have no consequences? It’s 2019, someone will call the police over a car alarm.

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donthatemebut 14

And the #1 suspect of the case is named Poopamus

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Maybe he took your threat seriously. Or maybe you followed through with it. *squints suspiciously*

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like a fun Carmen Sandiego episode. You leading the cops to various exotic countries to show them where you buried body parts.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Imagine having to travel halfway around the world just to find some dead guy's junk.

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alycion 38

Probably took off after telling someone about the threat to screw with you. And I wouldn’t take that possibility lightly.

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queenwolfblood 8

that's why the cops ask you something you always ask why before you give an answer.

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zuckerburg 21

*detective hat* So if he's missing since the day you threatened him, who told the police? Or were you smart enough to yell at him in front of people?

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