By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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ckrider64 8

been there. use a sponge and soap. takes a while but once u scrub off the first layer of skin itll be faint enough that nobody will notice :)

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Vinyl_Scratch_ 22

Paper sack will work for the public transportation part

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ninja_darkstar 6

That's what happens when you are stupid

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ActionFearo 39

Take it off with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball or tissue

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WarriorOmen 25

Get yourself some Maybelline until you can wash it off.

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Jhk9000 23

Wash it off before you leave your friends house? ...

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