By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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leah0500 0

U deserve it if u don't listen to ur dad hashem will smite u

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AussieDutchGuy 2

I currently live in the Netherlands - Alcohol up to 10% at 16 years of age (Smoking also), Alcohol 10%+ is for 18 years and older, aswell as the ability to purchase drugs. Looking at it, having lived here for a long time, it gives me, and alot of other people in Holland, less intention to drink underage, because, let's face it, it's just like smoking- You start because because perhaps your parents don't want you to and you want to try it, or your friends tell you to; Rules were made to be broken. (Atleast, that's what most teens think, no?) Nonetheless, I know nothing about this whole party stuff, but I guess he deserved it. PS: To the German people who believe the swastika is banned: The swastika is banned from public places, and it isn't allowed to be visible through windows. Although any museum or collector is allowed to have swastika-memorabilia, because it's to do with the history. PS: The Americans should learn their history; if it wasn't for the Soviet Union, World War 2 would've ended in Nazi domination.. Just sayin', but Americans should learn that they're not almighty. I dont believe HDI, because it's simply what nation you grow up in - If something's legal, why do it? What's the fun? Usually, teens just want to show anarchism, not so much for getting wasted and intentionally killing their braincells.

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Sericin 2

You utterly deserve it you pathetic piece of filth alcoholic imbecile

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fml_mu 10

LOL What kind of situation "compels" some1 to drink up to the level where you lose your senses? It was your own choice to drink. YDI becoz : 1) You lied to your dad 2) You should be prepared for such things if you go for a party with alcohol. No need to cry over it here. Either you drink only as much as u can handle it, or you accept what happened to you after getting wasted. The "lectures" as you say it, instead of trying to defend yourself accept your mistake and learn from it.

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bunniex1 11

U know that you can easily get permanent market off if u scrub with soap and water for a while...

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lex1459 38

Rubbing alcohol/nail polish remover can get it off :)

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