By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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x3herox3 0

Say "person drew on face cuz I fell asleep first"

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monnanon 13

3+ years after he could have moved out?? I take it you defualted to America since the usual age for moving out is 18 and the legal drinking age in most states is 21. The op is however from London where the drinking age limit is 18 and no 15 year old is gonna move out of their parents house, no matter how much conflict there is. YDI for being egocentric and defaulting everything to match your own country.

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monnanon 13

hmm so all those that said YDI are ancient Greeks and fathers of modern medicine??? well thats interesting

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AtrumMessor 1

I can't even tell you how much YDI, OP. You're an idiot.

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Kilmister_fml 0

Ugh, mate... you should never EVER fall asleep at a party. Ever. YDI.

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ragass_mctree 3

dude hats off to this comment :) thank you! u put him in his place lol and fyi im only 16, if that makes any difference. still have 2 full years of school ahead of me and then university. this was a one off event

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ASA5G 2

1. YDI for lying and drinking dumb ass. There is a real simple way to avoid things like this. Don't lie and don't drink. Does that sound hard? No. 2. To all the people complaining about the swastikas and the holocaust? It's in the past. It's over. Hitler is dead. Move on.

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monnanon 13

there are still people alive who escaped from the camps or who had close family who died you insenstitive prick. Theres an old man my mother cares for who still cries whenever he sees the number tattoo on his arm therefore it is still very much in the present.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Yeah! My grandfather died because of the Holocaust! Poor old sumbitch fell from his guard tower >_< lololol

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monnanon 13

sorry but i had to laugh at that, laughing at the sad things in life helps us deal with them lol

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AussieDutchGuy 2

Now imagine that and look at how most native people treat foreigners. Slightly less bad, but in order to give a darn about someone else, you should care about what you do yourself. (Although some of those foreigners who come to holland for a job, then spend 24/7 on the streets with beer.. They can go back to their country..)

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bh0p 0

this seems like an Above The Influence commercial.

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