By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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Climaxx 11

Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|

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flockz 19

he probably had to take a shit.

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MorteEtDabo 5

Your comment goes perfectly with your picture. o:

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xShannonxSammyx 7

He's not a very good boyfriend, then.

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fistnazal 10

Your mom is not a very good boyfriend, then

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Er, I don't think my mom can physically be a boyfriend while still being anatomically correct.

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KiddNYC1O 20

He doesn't want to miss Spongebob, sorry.

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DocBastard 38

I assume "passed out" is a euphemism for sex? If so, this FML makes perfect sense.

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dsbs 9

No. She literally passed out

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flockz 19

no, he literally ****** the life out of her. she was left there like a fish out of water.

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GoW_Chick 14

Good times, good times..

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Mf2307 15

that's not good i don't think i would keep him your bf if he just left u there after you passed out

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cash_monkey72 9

What? It was either stay in the shower with a passed out girl, or run over to his laptop and play WoW. Seems like a no-brainer to me.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

A proper boyfriend would have cared either way.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Wait, how the hell did this comment get here? It should have been a reply to 21.

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iSpasticFantasti 14

Not every person who plays WoW is a complete dick, so tired of people making jokes related to WoW players just because of a stereotype. I'm not 30, I'm not overweight, I'm not single, I'm not a man and if someone passed out infront of me I would not wander over to WoW.

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msjoyfull84 0

Were you drunk or on drugs? A proper bf would've cared unless it was self inflicted.

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kittenvks 11

Yes because self inflicted unconsciousness should be ignored? I think what you're trying to say here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that if she were to have gotten drunk or high and then passed out then she should be ignored because she took the substance in the first place? I totally see where you're going with this **** alcohol poisoning and over dosing! :)

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msjoyfull84 0

Lol, chill out. Bitter about a past experience?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shower twister? Imagine that. Right hand blue. Op reaches for blue circle- *zong* (hits head on faucet).

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GoW_Chick 14

I want to play shower twister now! I bet they make the decals for it on those things that help you from slipping while showering.

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