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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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lajaynay 15

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Intense shower sex.

Climaxx 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|

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MiSo_Delek 7

Friday 27 January 2012 0:40

Am I the only one wondering why she passed out in the shower?

Ashlyn_nicole11 6

Friday 27 January 2012 0:42

He's a keeper!

ronski 41

Friday 27 January 2012 0:44

What a dick

Kassy72 0

Friday 27 January 2012 0:44

You got wet !! Lol

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 27 January 2012 0:49

You served your purpose.

mama2b3 20

Friday 27 January 2012 0:51

...to go get help? fyl

batgirl96 1

Friday 27 January 2012 1:05

Douche much!? Lol that sucks. Least you didn't drown :D

blinksmilewink 23

Friday 27 January 2012 1:11

Sparkle sparkle.

TexasMud 8

Friday 27 January 2012 1:12

That's what I'm thinking.... Fatal Orgasim

julijohn 0

Friday 27 January 2012 2:18

What a Douche! Dump him!!!!!

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Same thing different taste

Charming

Sick moves, dude

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