Kids: Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after...

By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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By sillydad - 29/09/2023 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Smileycloud 14

Friday 5 April 2013 9:10

Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!

Airman1988 9

Friday 5 April 2013 9:24

Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Friday 5 April 2013 16:07

she is obsessing so much with her imaginary bf that she is confusing him with reality....that is weird.

Jacksparrow72 21

Friday 5 April 2013 16:12

Be happy she's still abstinent.

lolita88_fml 27

Friday 5 April 2013 16:47

I had imaginary friends up until 15 and they ****** off. It's coping method for stress and severe loneliness, so back off this kid. She's just that; a kid.

katties 27

Friday 5 April 2013 17:11

I agree! Why don't parents understand this?! There may be very serious things going on in their kid's life, and no one seem to have told them that may be a sign. I have kind of a strong wish to curse that that mother out (yes, you, OP!) because she's making fun of her daughter like that, like "FML - I have to deal with THIS" *points at daughter*, while her daughter may have something really serious SHE is dealing with.

Steffi 26

Friday 5 April 2013 16:52

That's better actually.

roxxyfoxxy3 25

Friday 5 April 2013 16:53

She has a ghost of a boyfriend. Just hope she doesn't have a ghost baby. Or an imaginary one.

NellyFC35 19

Friday 5 April 2013 17:07

Hold up.....What!.....How do you address this situation?

fuckmylife518 15

Friday 5 April 2013 17:17

Well, at least you don't have to worry about her actually being pregnant.

nanner42 13

Friday 5 April 2013 17:32

Well that's technically like you using a vibrator.

adammeyer 4

Friday 5 April 2013 17:47

Let's hope she doesn't catch bubbles.... They are a bitch to rid of..

Omniprism 14

Friday 5 April 2013 17:58

Hilarious. At least she has a healthy imagination. Don't worry, I would remind her that her boyfriend is imaginary and unless she's Mary from the bible she's ok. And I think she'll be fine.