Kids: Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after...

By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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By sillydad - 29/09/2023 20:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 9:10

Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!

Airman1988 9

Friday 5 April 2013 9:24

Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Friday 5 April 2013 18:45

be glad its not for real

xXNerrrdXx 16

Friday 5 April 2013 19:08

parental issue or an awesomely wide imagination ?! o.o

MDNative 6

Friday 5 April 2013 19:55

tell her ass to use an imaginary condom

ladytigerhunts 20

Friday 5 April 2013 20:01

Or she could have a mild schizophrenia?

xRezSynn 15

Friday 5 April 2013 20:12

At least she didn't have sex with a real one.

Filia_Palladis 8

Friday 5 April 2013 20:24

Maybe I'm just projecting my own issues onto others, but this sounds like some sort of anxiety disorder to me. OCD, perhaps? I can understand a young child working themselves up into a frenzy over something completely imaginary like that, but a 12-year-old? *shrug* Though I don't know anyone involved, so obviously it's your call, OP.

tenfiftynine 12

Friday 5 April 2013 21:33

I was gonna say YDI but then I read the last sentence.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 5 April 2013 22:38

Wouldn't be the first time it happened, although accounts of impregnation by an imaginary Father have not been published in a peer-reviewed medical journal and are not universally accepted by all.