By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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hiloyesno104 6

Ummmm..didn't you know all cacti have "splinters" like that?

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Kiksters 0

I was running once on a trail that had cactuses on each side I tripped over a good size rock while trying to catch myself I face planted in to a cactus and ended up with 373 cacti needles in my face, neck, chest and arms it was quite painful. But that good ole morphine from the er was great!! I feel your pain believe me I do

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cheymann 4

It's still a ******* cactus, you stupid ass!!!!

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iamthefire 3

have you heard of stinging nettles? they're quite the opposite. while the cactus seems velvety, it was actually a cactus. but stinging nettles, they sound stingy but you can get real up, close and personal with them and they don't hurt a bit. sometimes people even use them to dress up as adam and eve.

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OhHeySlogan 4

Yes actually it did. Until I was covered in splinters.

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LennyComa 39

How did you not see that was going to happen?

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stepanek911 1

this happened to me last Saturday :p

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