By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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Chelseam2 4

I did the same thing. XD

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Norrec86 7

Try putting some wax on them. Then use the waxing strips

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terence78 0

Those kind of cacti suck!

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cunningchick 1

Ratard, I meant wht I said and said wht I meant.

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sarbear89 0

I had a cactus like that!!! Had to warn so many people not to touch it!!! They look fuzzy

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ImTheAlpha 30

Stupid, if a cactus doesn't have big spines, it's gønna have small ones. That's how they protect themselves.

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aydanenyawillow 1

One does not simply touch a cactus.

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oh_lordy_me 18

The OP takes everything really personally it seems

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Euronymous93 29

Never, ever assume a cactus that looks soft and velvety feels soft and velvety. The fuzzy ones hurt like motherfuckers when you touch them. Sorry that happened to you, OP.

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