By OhHeySlogan - 06/11/2011 18:24 - United States

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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kellybellaliu 0

natural selection at it's finest my friends.

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Ins0mau 20

Yeah! 'cause it's really gonna kill her! :-/

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Babydoll4ever 7

109- ...I could've sworn it was Sargeant Sarcasm.. P.s. sorry if I spelt sargeant wrong...I'm pretty sure I did.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Don't pick a prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear, try to use the claw.

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how2info 5

If a cactus wasn't prickly, it wouldnt be a cactus, now would it? Your quite the idiot.

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Complaining 13

Why are you so bothered over this? It's common sense that cacti should be handled with care.

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Complaining 13

158 - You should really try and spell you're* correctly...

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sakurose 9

You live in Texas and don't know cactus? YDI

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mbrooks5110 0

Not very bright. Use tape to get them out.

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