Transportation: Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're...

By reb2632 - 29/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrköping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.

By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:45

I can just hear a little girl go "Look how pretty the butterfly i--WHATDIDYOUDOOOOO???" FbothyourL because now your daughter probably thinks your a monster.

xkonstantine125x 7

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:38

Lol...I'm still laughing..oh god this is great

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Silent_Harmony 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:42

#5 - you obviously don't have a kid or else you'd understand

saailaway 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:46

hahahahah i can picture that. thats hilarious lmfao

snavula 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:55

#5 and # 21 appear to be the only ones that think this isn't an fml. This is the epitome of FML and I think its great! Obviously, little kids love butterflies and at those young ages they don't understand the concept of an accident nor death really and so this can be contrived as a horrible act to a child. Really isn't that hard to figure out.

FacePALM24 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:01

How does a butterfly land on a moving car?

Sokai_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:07

I LOL'd.

xKattAttack 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:12

I agree with #66. It would've splattered on impact if the car was in motion. And who the heck accidentally hits their windshield wipers? I call bullshit.

Somebody52 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:16

OMFG I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AnotherStranger2 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:56

... ._.; Ooooh.... beauty is a fragile thing... I hope she isn't too hurt by it. :( Poor butterfly... poor kid. Well, you can explain death to her... and that the last thing ever thought about the butterfly was how pretty it was, so it lived a good life. So she can make sure the last thing anyone thinks about her is something good? ...Still, fyl... and fHerlife, and fTheButterfly'slife. HOW IS THIS FUNNY?! To little kids, this is considered execution-worthy! Sad.

crazieeli 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:32

oh, thats disgusting! yuck. haha

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:49

#68 - Looks like this happened while they were still in the driveway of the day care, so they haven't picked up enough speed to pulverize it on contact. And it said she hit the wiper instead of the turn signal. It happens, especially if you are distracted. I don't think young kids are bothered by death unless it is someone they are close too. The butterfly is just gone. I think they would be more bothered that the windshield isn't clean anymore.