By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
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The_Earth 0

something similar to this happened with my son, Pluto, he cursed at me. so i brought him so far away from our home for doing such things and hitting my wife, his mom. why do you think he's so cold and far away and has been downgraded by humans?

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EROD78 0

lmao thats funny! :) if i were him id say shut it bitch and drive! jk well just tell him not to say that word :)

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deformedsurf 0

You should go ahead and buy him a pack of condoms. He will be needing them soon enough. Also prepare for him to not do a damn thing in school and just sit at your house and smoke cigarettes while watching Jerry Springer all day.

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QWERTYCommander 5

If you think that'll happen just because he said a bunch of vocal cord reverberations, then you are the screwed up one.

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SoDorable 0

wow if he didnt learn that from you or anyone around you i would go back in that daycare and ask wtf they are teaching my child.

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Sammara 0

Seriously, I hope you headed right back into that daycare and asked what had happened that day. I doubt (or at least hope) the teacher wasn't saying that, but there's a good chance that that word had floated around from kid to kid that day. I don't think you need to smack him, though, if this was the first time he cussed at you. I'm not a no-spanking person by any means--I was spanked, and I'm no serial killer--but this is something he may simply not know is bad YET, and he didn't hit anyone else. Explain the first time, spank the second!

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rocksteady00 0

Thats horrible and farking awesome all at the same time!

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macawcrazy 0

Lol, and hiding a smirk Lol if it was my child, with a definite talk after. That's exactly why we swear in my home- my 3.5yr old son and 2.5yr old daughter already know what they cannot say and Momma & Dadda can. we call them Momma-Dadda words!

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juliet48 0

lol is that what daycares are teaching now a days lmfao!:)

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

lol maybe he learned from tv or something :P

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SuperRichFish 6

Swear words aren't that bad, it usually means something about sex or a human body part/fluid or whatever you want to call it. I think bitch is the exception. Don't beat him, feed him spinach for two days while you have chinese. (no fish)

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