Geek: Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes....

By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By justno - 15/04/2022 00:00

Today, my 7-year-old daughter has been hopelessly stuck on an easy puzzle in her favorite video game for a week now. Today, she excitedly told me that she'd figured it out. The solution to the puzzle? No, she’s figured out how to look up a walkthrough on the internet. FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:15

don't ******* underestimate barbie.

Roi_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:57

Are they really hard...? *Checks*

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coldplaylive2003 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:47

what was hard? the games... or you?

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:12

haha awesome

kevint9911 15

Friday 19 February 2010 5:07

epic fail

l3allin_all_day 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 22:23

jus wait till u play the Barney games

xxkerry 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 12:41

lmfao. wow. awesomeee.

MysteryJoker 5

Friday 16 July 2010 12:26

Yep... I just lost the game...of barbie.

lizzyboo1021 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:47

Omg woooooooow

darlingdollie 24

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:32

This happened to me. o.o

Bowser6622 5

Friday 1 July 2011 7:56

Your a man...on Barbie?

cameron_natasha 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:29

I bet you were too :))))) -- fat smile

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Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML

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