Intimacy: Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Sunday 4 December 2011 12:48

He could have popped your back zits.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 12:47

Classy clue by your boyfriend.

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ressa_1428 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:44

Holly shit balls!! That is funny! I would've bursted out laughing! XD I'd be like "OMG!!!!" then died of laughter. He would've murdered me with an awkward game of Taboo xD haha! Lmao!!