By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:44 - United States

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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
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smiley1014 23

Classy clue by your boyfriend.

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NorCalStoner707 0

Hahaha sumtin I'd do

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himynameis0 0

Well you're not pregnant so at least they know your being safe

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zombicidal 11

yeah didn't you read the invisible part of the FML it says "and then my contractions started FML"

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asilhouette 11

I mean you can be reckless and not use protection and not be pregnant

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beebeeL 1

That's funnyn your family sucks.

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DocBastard 38

That certainly is taboo, so at least he seems to be in the spirit of the game.

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yourlifesfucked 0

doc what is that in that guys bum? looks like a rolled up condom...

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L_Lovegood 19

"Popping someones cherry" is, without a doubt, the grossest metaphor I have ever heard for "taking someones virginity". Other than that: Your bf's got guts.

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gabrielbaby 9

It's not a metaphor, it actually means something...

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docscientist 9

Being a metaphor doesn't mean it has to be an abstract concept.

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guckylynn 19

It is a metaphor because there is no cherry to be popped, just something that's being ripped.

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Jdog619 11

You know, the "cherry" can be "popped" long before someone loses their virginity. Also, it isn't always "popped" the first time someone has sex. Just letting you guys know, as that seems to be a common misconception.

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Jdog619 11

Oh, also, "popping someone's cherry" is a euphamism, not a metaphor.

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69CEASE 0

Forget the logic in the statement, just imagine what would have happened had the dad said something like,"Cherry! I remember when I took your mothers virginity, it was backstage at a Van Halen concert."

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gabrielbaby 9

Thank you 62, I was too lazy to type that out :)

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barneystinson555 12

i wouldhave laughed

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159_fml 17

That's funny and messed up he should of olny said it if you 2 where alone

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HogwartsDropout7 0

It's a 4+ player game.

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OfficeNinja 5

Your clue to him could be "not really, because you have a needle _____"

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