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By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 10:00

Today, after nearly three hours of watching the new Batman movie, I realized that the film was a waste of time and moments of my life that I will never get back. FML

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By SingleFatUglyL - 16/01/2023 18:00

Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:12

Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!

dressedskeleton 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:25

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!

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hailezz349 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:20

Don't be hatn on batman!! '-'

alfred07 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:24

How does this have more ydi than yls?

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 9 August 2012 17:01

Because people are rabid fans and think anyone who doesn't like what they like deserves this kind of treatment.

missfabs 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:29

I love Batman but I too expected more from the movie. The Dark Knight really set high expectations.

martini47 12

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:32

You deserve it because that movie was great!

emmanhall11 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:35

Just butthurt people. The majority of people on Facebook are morons.

julz91 3

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:35

Film was ******* wack, dont put word in my mouth it had great part like when he come back batman and the fight scene but seriously...the dark knight was 100 times better i didnt liked it either, so **** this trilogy ending

BobbieH 19

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:40

Wow, that's really harsh! If your significant other leaves because of your opinion on a movie, then I think you're better off. Sorry OP!

Ouchy265 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:43

You're all wrong, it was class!

pexy_fml 16

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:48

Nobody hates batman…nobody

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 19:10

Op didn't say they hated batman, just the movie. Which would make sense, because there was barely any batman in the movie.

cantthinkofshit 5

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:58

I watched it soo stoned, all I remember is banes voice was bad ass

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