Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook....

By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You tried

By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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Awkward

By NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Friday 19 April 2013 16:07

If you made a Harlem shake video, he took it easy on you.

EnterSandman_fml 20

Friday 19 April 2013 16:06

Well, now you know what to call the first Broadway show you do. The Gay Baboon.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 April 2013 17:16

Give grandpa some props for being able to work the technology... Be careful what you wish for

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 19 April 2013 17:21

I am sure you dance like a straight baboon. I hope his post did not give you the redass.

scottyspot 11

Friday 19 April 2013 17:31

I want to see this dance now.

implastikz 7

Friday 19 April 2013 17:52

I can imagine gramps watching you dance

toaster012 17

Friday 19 April 2013 18:01

If that happened, I would be that person eating the grapes..

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 19 April 2013 18:03

Your grandfather has some of the most creative insults ever, I want lessons from him.

homiwan 13

Friday 19 April 2013 18:04

Grandpa at its best !

redbandit9877 12

Friday 19 April 2013 18:05

He is just trying to help you get on YouTube, I mean with a catchy title like that who wouldn't watch it? Although I'd be a little worried what tags it would be under.