Work: Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So... - FML

By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Spicy

Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By sadlysingle - 21/02/2014 08:04 - United States - Rockwall

Spicy

Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML

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By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Spicy

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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Might as well make the most of it

By what the actual fffff?! - 23/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 29 392

By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

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You deserved it 8 395

By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

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Sex work is work

By Hopeful - 27/02/2021 11:01

Spicy

Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML

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Top comments

kangx1 28

Tuesday 5 August 2014 6:47

Wow those people are so DIRTY :)

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 5 August 2014 6:48

Do you clean clocks?

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SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 5 August 2014 16:16

My wife wants to start her own house cleaning business. Uh-oh....

kaitieloo 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 19:54

S'okay. I posted an ad looking for a roommate, and while (thankfully) most of the responses are genuine, I did get a response from some 54 year old guy who would give me a fully furnished apartment if I gave him sexual favors. I am creeped out for life.

Macherni 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 20:02

Looks like a good time for a career change. You would already have 15 clients.

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:32

What ya expect from Craigslist?

USA1776 15

Wednesday 6 August 2014 1:05

Well what do you expect

Larco_fml 3

Wednesday 6 August 2014 7:43

That's so weird! Just curious...how much do they offer?

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Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML

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Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here. FML

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Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

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Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

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Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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