By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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Corvo_Attano_4 12

They just want to clean your pipes ;)

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wanted_2_want 40

She's the with the cleaning service, not the other way around.

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hippo1234 19

I mean, the pay is probably better....

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baseball7117 3

Well what's ur username

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kimg0885 23

Try getting cards made and then go around to any vacation/ leasing/ home management properties and passing out your card. That way they are legit customers who have more than one house for you to clean.

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Dozer1988 14

Maybe the online ad service has a secret code so that when you post about cleaning it really means "you're down to get dirty."

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BrettB321 15

Hire them and give them the address to the local church cause they need Jesus.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Why? Is he good at prostitution? .......and I'm about to be downvoted to death.

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