By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
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fuckfuckityfuck 16

at least you found the roach at that moment instead of when you were eating it.

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MyS3lf 24

Well, I'm just going to go wash the kettle out now...

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crudeandrudeguy 29

No. Screw that. It's buy a new kettle time.

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lukian_fml 29

Well at 100C all the germs it could be carrying are sufficiently dead. I hope you picked it off into the trash and didn't waste the perfectly good noodles.

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alex_gen 38

Roaches are actually very hygienic, even more so than humans.

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weatherxveins 29

I'm actually curious as to what you mean by this. Do they carry less germs?

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TheNewGuy03 28

I have to wonder how you didn't see a roach inside of a pot. And if it was a kettle, how did it get in? Did you not wash it before using it?

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andrmac 25

If you only put water into it, if you always leave it on the stove and boil that water why would you wash it unless to get stuff off the outside?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Boiling doesn't remove solid objects (like cockroaches). If you have a dirty kettle or pot, you have a dirty kettle or pot. You should ALWAYS rinse your cookware before using it...

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PhoenixChick 26

This scares me. I use a kettle, and don't usually wash it out as all it contains is water that is then boiled...so I assume it's sterile, I guess. And the interior is black, so I wouldn't see a roach if one somehow snuck in.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Bear Grylls approves this protein.

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