Intimacy: Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with...

By cockblockingbitch - 25/01/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 230

You deserved it 4 023

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 588

You deserved it 3 860

With friends like these…

By Katie - 13/12/2012 18:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 363

You deserved it 2 629

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 280

You deserved it 159

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 847

You deserved it 5 541

With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 921

You deserved it 185

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 436

You deserved it 6 715

Bad friend

By collegegirl90 - 09/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 970

You deserved it 112 617

Creeped out

By Really jealous - 26/01/2021 09:31 - India

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 462

You deserved it 241

By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 111

You deserved it 2 960

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 070

You deserved it 12 791

Theo_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:14

I tend to believe that always keeping true to your word is the most important principle I hold. Thus, I would not have broken my promise with her, which was to watch her so that she doesn't sleep with other guys. Visibly, telling everyone she has STDs seems to be the best and most effective way of keeping that promise. I would've done exactly the same thing, you can be sure of it.

lostfaithinyou 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:21

Actually been there... a few weeks ago. Pretty much the exact same situation.

Comments

ritchietoms 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:34

i wouldnt let her go out with any guy that night. because that guy will go and spread it off to some other girl, and then some other guy will get it, and before you know it, You've just been karma'd and you've got a case of the syphilus. Karma does wonders, good and bad.

khanrava 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:49

"I really don't think you should've outed her." Don't listen to this, aids doesn't need to spread anymore than it has lol. Outing her was perfect

kslay 0

Monday 23 March 2009 5:34

you should have just told everyone why you wouldnt let it happen. the attention would have turned away from you pretty quickly

Jackthestripper 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 10:46

The truth will OUT!!

Shadefall 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:35

._. Now tell me exactly WHY this girl is your best friend?

kimjoypop 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:25

getting an STD doesn't mean your a ***** or a ****, but good job looking out for your friend and others plus who cares what dirty, pigs say.

xNephilim 18

Friday 29 June 2012 21:41

Yeah, but if you have to make your friend make sure you don't go home with random dudes to spread the STD you most likely got by going home with random dudes, then it's pretty safe to assume you're a ****.

kimjoypop 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:28

eventhro she's drunk off her ass =D

kimjoypop 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:32

then wait intill she's sober to tell her what she did, and say that wasn't cool and next time your on your own. i'm your friend so don't be mean to me

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 29 January 2017 22:06

No. Next time you tell her "I'm going to stop them again, and next time I'll tell them you've got an STD".

Curly_Wurly 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:48

You're friend is a ****.

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:44

no, that sounds like a **** to me. If she got mad at you for not letting her bring home some random guy, then that obviously means she does that often, and therefore, she's a SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.